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So I have decided to make a list of all the recent misfortunes that would not have occured had you been here.

1. George Bush would not be allowed to elect TWO new Supreme Court justices.

Reason-->Shawn would have started an anti-Bush campaign that was so effective he would have been impeached before Sandra Day O'Connor left office

2. Hurricane Katrina would not have hit New Orleans.

Reason-->Shawn would have opened a can of woop ass on the storm because he is the God of all that is strong. Come on now, We all saw the pictures of what he did to Isabelle.

3. Kanye West eould not have meade his George Bush comment on NBC.

Reason-->Bush would have already been impeached, and with Katrina gone there would have been no telethon (Please refer to 1 and 2 above)

4. Joey would not have gotten ridiculously drunk this weekend in Florida

Reason-->Joey would not have had to go to Florida to get ridiculously drunk, he could have gotten ridiculously drunk in Maryland with Shawn.

If this doesnt show that we desperately need Shawn back for the sake of the nation, and my own well being...I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL!
September 8, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterJoe
k, brt
September 21, 2005 | Registered CommenterShawn Peabody
Shawn, what is a noob?
October 17, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterJerry
In short, a noob is a newbie.

See link for better description.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob

October 25, 2005 | Registered CommenterShawn Peabody